What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:36

Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What are some sad truths about life?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
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A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why would a person always be so tired?
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.